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The-Happy-Golem

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Up North
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Blah what are you reading this for? :P

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114 Reviews | 10 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Wolfenstein 3D Headshot

"FPS Doug plus Wolfenstein equals classic"

date: November 19, 2007

FPS Doug is hilarious, I honestly wonder if he just acts crazy or if he is really sick in the head! World War 2 games have been done to death but it is surprising to think that they started the first person shooter genre. I would have given you a 10 if you incorporated the audio clip of Doug going crazy and shooting or beating Hitler to death. Oh well either way I loved your flash movie. :D

November 20, 2007

Author's Response:

Thanks

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Score: 0
Merry F*#king Christmas

"Excuse me?"

date: December 25, 2005

How is a hatefull game like this suitiable for all? I am a Jew so I take personal offence to this garbage. Shame on you you dirty pig!

Drop gifts on the Christian homes, but watch out for jews, devil worshippers and other denominations!

I suppose you are some hatefull born again christian or maybe even a white supremecist. So you think that Jews are in leauge with devil worshipers. Go now piggy and bathe in your own filth.

Author's Response:

Actually, I am Jewish. But thanks for taking this way too seriously.

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Score: 7
Fun With Sacrilege

"Decent not as offenisve as it could be."

submission: Fun With Sacrilege
date: November 18, 2005

Pleased that you had the pope peed on. >:)

Author's Response:

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Not to worry, I'll get to work on something even more offensive as soon as I can. It may take a while, but trust me, we're going to have fun...

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Score: 10
Mecha-King Menorah

"Awsome..."

submission: Mecha-King Menorah
date: September 5, 2005

Great flash nice that you obviously don't take religion to seriously!

Author's Response:

well i just find it funny how christmas and channukah are always fighting for attention. but like godzilla, christmas always pwnes channukah, then returns to the sea from whence it came.

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Score: 8
GoodBye ClockDay

"This flashes music is infectious!"

submission: GoodBye ClockDay
date: August 16, 2005

Man who would have thought that I would like this movie some much. Must get this song! From "The American President" right it sounds familar to me.

Author's Response:

Spidey Suite By Danny Elfman

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Score: 10
(2004) Klay Halloween

"Zombies!!!"

date: October 12, 2004

That was a great movie Knox! Zombie fans will definitely like this. Lots of clayman eating clayman goodness! : D

Author's Response:

hehe...yum

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Score: 10
Celebrity Terrorist Alert

"I dont give everything on NG 10's but..."

date: March 29, 2003

THIS GAME DESERVES IT! Wow you guys at Armegalo have really made yourselves a masterpiece this time. This is the ultamite stress/anger/hate reliever for what could possibly help you more then killing a bunch of bastards?

P.S: It would be cool if there was a story mode for this game and on that mode you can actually win!

Keep em comin you guys are the best. :)

Author's Response:

"You guys"... heheh! There's only little old me... Armegalo is my name (well actually, it's Richard, but that's another story)
Thanks tho!
I had a story in mind, and I might well intergrate it in later versions... who knows!

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Score: 10
John's Arm 3

"Matthew Anderson please read this review!"

submission: John's Arm 3
date: March 13, 2003

Holy Flagulant cat's Batman this series keeps on getting better and better!

Damn I hope john's other arm aint ruined it would be cool if it became a side kick.

What Im getting at with john's other arm is that it to should be in the series from now on!

Heh john's penis good god that could get nasty ... not that im complianing. >:)

Keep up the allstar work this series is classic material!

Author's Response:

Thank you! Don't worry, Lefty isn't gone for good. It's all a question of what exactly brings him back.

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Score: 10
Damnation: DooM Game e1m1

"Man that was a nice intro but..."

date: August 2, 2002

Why the hell were all the guys white? It just didnt seem right not having aleast one black dude or other. Why do I bring this up? Im all for equality; maybe you should edit one or more guys there to be non-white. Besides that this was a cool intro.

Keep up the good work.

Author's Response:

hmm... you really have a point! I will make black dudes in next episodes!

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Score: 0
Kabul Weather Channel

"You sick racist bastard! You've gone to far!"

date: October 20, 2001

I did like most of this movie but when you mentioned an atomic bomb being dropped and Afganistan being totaly distroyed you went to far!Granted Osama Bin Laden is a bastard but the fact is he wants to die at the hands of Americans.If you kill him (Heh Im Canadian aye)he will be seen as a myrtar to all those fanatic Muslims out there! Oh oh that cant be good! Immagine if Pakistan gets overun by some Terroist bastards hell I bet they use that countrie's nukes on yours! I say let the Northern alliance cut Mr. Bin Loser to pieces which they will.When that happens the Mulsim world will get a major slap in the face and may start to think that the USA arnt a bounch of terriost's that are out to destroy Islam. The poor people of Afganistan have been at war for decades now and their cities are in ruins! They are oppressed by the most horrible regime in the world the Taliban.Wemon are treated like vermin and people are starving to death all over the place and desease runs ramped! Needless to say the Taliban is much more evil then Osama Bin Laden.If we continue to bomb the hell out the Taliban and Osama Bin Laden then that should give the Northern Aliance enough time to find and kill all those bastards. Hell even send in ground troops if it helps them beat them. Please guys dont think I actually simpathise with Osama Bin Laden I do want him to die a horrible death. He killed over 5000 people! Im just saying that completely annihilating Afganistan is not the answer to any of this! It will only make thing worse!

Author's Response:

a simple "i didn't like it" would have been fine

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