The-Happy-Golem

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Up North
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Flash Reviews: 114
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114 Reviews | 10 w/ Responses

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Score: 10
Red Baron

"Best game on Newgrounds ever"

submission: Red Baron
date: November 5, 2006

My only complaint is that this game desperately needs a save system. I played about two hours of it and beat the first three levels. I quit after failing to beat the forth level several times. It is a damn shame that I will have to start it all over again if I choose to play this game again.

This game is easily the best one I have played on Newgrounds and I have been visiting this site since 2000. If you add a save system this game would be worth going retail like Alien Homind.

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Score: 9
Madness Antipathy

"Another great addition to the madness saga"

submission: Madness Antipathy
date: September 18, 2006

I really liked the soundtrack to this one it fit the action well yet again. You do an exellent job in making each one of your sequels unique enough in their action so that it not like the viewer is watching the same thing over and over. The hereo now looks totally badass I wonder how much is left of his original body. :P

Awaiting the next episode hopefully will produce a meaningfull conclusion.

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Score: 9
Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER

"Nice Trailer"

date: August 20, 2006

I loved the fake previous movies the director made. I probably lost some brain-cells head-banging to the awesome credits music. Lots of fun.

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Score: 8
NSFW's "The Miracle"

"What the fuck was that about?"

date: July 9, 2006

Believe it or not I will be able to sleep tonight but this was the most bizare flash I have ever seen.

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Score: 9
The People's Mario

"Good stuff."

submission: The People's Mario
date: April 19, 2006

A fine piece of communist propaganda. Was fun to watch to bad real life communists get drunk with power and become bloodthirsty dictators.

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Score: 7
Corpses of the III Reich

"Fun game but awful music. pop up scares are lame"

date: February 16, 2006

I want to butcher the annoying coughing tot that sings the theme. Trully madening. I like killing zombie better still if they are nazis but for god sakes give us the option to kill the music. To say that it was the worst thing i have ever heard would be being kind god himself would want to kill himself If he heard this.

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Score: 0
Merry F*#king Christmas

"Excuse me?"

date: December 25, 2005

How is a hatefull game like this suitiable for all? I am a Jew so I take personal offence to this garbage. Shame on you you dirty pig!

Drop gifts on the Christian homes, but watch out for jews, devil worshippers and other denominations!

I suppose you are some hatefull born again christian or maybe even a white supremecist. So you think that Jews are in leauge with devil worshipers. Go now piggy and bathe in your own filth.

Author's Response:

Actually, I am Jewish. But thanks for taking this way too seriously.

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Score: 8
FROSTY, the lost footage

"Very funny."

date: December 2, 2005

I loved the ending way to stick it to the fundies. Satan: "Your soul is mine!"

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Score: 10
I Love Death

"Very good."

submission: I Love Death
date: November 26, 2005

Loved the song. Perfectly synced with the animation. Negative but very funny look on life.

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Score: 10
Cock Blocker

"Godlike..."

submission: Cock Blocker
date: November 24, 2005

Very funny. Great way to keep perverts in line. Loved it all.

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